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  Malia and Sasha Obama will have to wait until next year for that puppy their dad promised them.   Well, at least until they move into the White House. Their dad - the president-elect - promised them a puppy after winning the election.

  Sorry, overcast, dreary day - no bikini.   More here

  I honestly have no idea.   Someone needs to caption this

  Almost as good as "man bites dog."   First Dog Barney went for a little payback on reporters who haven't been exactly kind to his first bud - President Bush.

  Might actually exist, but not in America.   Seems the country of Antigua wants to rename its highest peak - known as Boggy Peak - to Mount Obama.

  Maxim has pulled together the top eight drunkest presidents, which includes Nixon and some other guys you've probably never heard of.

  In case you missed it, here's CNN's holodeck reporter, looking as she says, like Princess Leia.   Help me Obi Wan

  Courtesy of the Chicago Tribune, here's 10 phrases that just won't mean the same any more.   Remember Arugula?

  We knew it was coming to this - but a student at Arizona State University offered to sell his "vote" on eBay.   Thankfully, barely anyone noticed - his top bid was $2.25. Or maybe that's what our votes are worth this election.

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